New Librarian
I know you think you're in love
With the new librarian
But I know some of his friends
And he's a real barbarian
He's a liar and a fraud
He's sure to mess up your life
Your heart will never mend
According to his wife
And his girlfriend
The thing about your new folly
I admit he must be fit
From loading books onto trolleys
And for a while he will commit
And recite to you his oeuvre
He'll woo like Leonard Cohen
Then put you on reserve
Till you're reduced to a line
In a poem
He came by to check you out
But what's his real motivation
Find out what he's all about
He'll put you out of circulation
I feel it's up to me to inform
Though he looks to be full of wisdom
What he says does not conform
To any class in the Dewey decimal system
Give up on Mr au contrarian (au contraire)
Come back to your old librarian (old librarian)
Give up on Mr au contrarian
Come back to your old librarian